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男人最怕的三个答案 (Three answers most scared by men)> > >

（1 ）随 便 (Whatever)

男：今天 晚上咱们吃什么？
Men: What to have for dinner?

女：随便。
Women: Whatever..

男：吃火锅吧。
Men: Why not we have steamboat?

女：不行，吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。
Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face

男：要不咱们吃川菜。
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine

女：昨天刚吃的川菜，今天又吃 .......
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

男：那咱们吃海鲜去？
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood

女：海鲜不好，吃了拉肚子。
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea

男：那你说吃什么？
Men: Then what you suggest?

女：随便。 Women : Whatever..

（2 ）都行 (Anything)

男：那咱们现在到底做什么？
Men: So what should we do now?

女：都行。
Women: Anything

男：看电影怎么样？很久没看电影了。
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch> movie

女：电影有啥好看的，耽误时间。
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only

男：那打保龄球，运动运动？
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?

女：大热天的运什么动啊，不嫌累啊？
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?

男：那找个咖啡店坐坐，喝点水。
Men: Then find a café and have drink

女：喝咖啡影响睡眠。
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep

男：那你说干什么？
Men: Then what you suggest?

女：都行！
Women: Anything

( 3 ）看你 (You decide)

男：那咱们干脆回家好了。
Men: Then we just go home lo

女：看你。
Women: You decide

男：坐公车吧，我送你。
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you

女：公车又脏又挤，算了吧。
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la

男：那就打车走。
Men: Ok we will take Taxi

女：这么近的路不划算。
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance

男：那走路好了，散散步？
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk

女：空着肚子散哪门子步啊？
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?

男：那你想怎么着啊？
Men: Then what you suggest?

女：看你。
Women: You decide

男：那就先吃饭？
Men: Let's have dinner first

女：随便。
Women: Whatever...

男：吃什么？
Men: Eat what?

女：都行
Women: Anyting

(看看四下无人，杀了她 ......） (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

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