Lawyer is a serious profession, but lawyers are human too, 律师也有幽默的一面哦。。。不信，看下去吧。。
For three straight years, a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, several times per year. During his last visit, he'd finally managed to seduce the innkeeper's gorgeous daughter, so he could wait to go there again.
Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped shock.....
There sat his lover with an infant on her lap.
"Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, the baby would have my name!""Well" she said, "when my folks found out about us and that i was pregnant, we sat up all night talking and talking and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."
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